Now 50% More Unemployed!
[…] I made these back in 2001 when I got laid off for the first time and found myself with all the time in the world on my hands:
1. Leave your apt before noon every day.
2. Exercise every day (works well with #1)
3. No drinking before 5pm.
4. No watching TV / noreading blogswasting time on blogs before 5pm (except during lunch).
5. No taking taxis.
6. No eating meals when drunk.
I’m only 40% more unemployed but I think the rules still apply.
Via teendrama :: hello my name is dennis.
4 notes
POSTED Sunday November 23rd
-
grahamtastic
reblogged this from
s4xton
and added:
Now 50% More Unemployed!
-
harleydanielle liked this
-
s4xton
reblogged this from
dpstyles
and added:
I’m only 40% more...rules still apply.
-
comeseehowgoodilook
reblogged this from
dpstyles
and added:
Dude, you’re a fucking asshole. You’re rich...Google. You can afford
-
dpstyles
posted this
