Actual differences between pit bulls and hockey moms:
— A hockey mom’s jaws are not particularly powerful.
— A pit bull cannot drive a minivan.
— Michael Vick was not holding illegal hockey mom fights.
— Pit bulls cannot give birth to human children.
— No jurisdiction currently bans hockey moms.
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