Now 50% More Unemployed!
[…] I made these back in 2001 when I got laid off for the first time and found myself with all the time in the world on my hands:
1. Leave your apt before noon every day.
2. Exercise every day (works well with #1)
3. No drinking before 5pm.
4. No watching TV / noreading blogswasting time on blogs before 5pm (except during lunch).
5. No taking taxis.
6. No eating meals when drunk.
I’m only 40% more unemployed but I think the rules still apply.
1 week ago
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