November 30, 2008
(via robosheep)
NSFW. [Listenerd]
November 29, 2008
boomd: white-cat on pizazz’s photostream.

boomd:

white-cat on pizazz’s photostream.

How iminlikewithyou.com Has Changed

  • lilmeg20: yur a little to old to be playing.
  • s4xton: lilmeg? huh?
  • lilmeg20: yu look like yur 40 something.
  • s4xton: I'm 29.
  • lilmeg20: that's disgusting.
  • lilmeg20: uhm still nasty.
  • lilmeg20: yur way to old.
  • s4xton: wtf I've been playing this since it was in private beta
  • s4xton: I was here way before all the kids showed up
  • lilmeg20: sure.
  • lilmeg20: what ever you say "sir."
  • s4xton: you kids are too young to play
  • lilmeg20: honey i'm 16 thankyu.
November 28, 2008
[via Brian in IM]
Bob Collins is always making Internet friends. (Looks like his Twitter feed went private today too)

Bob Collins is always making Internet friends.

(Looks like his Twitter feed went private today too)

“ Hey. We started talking as you were coming out of the Columbia Heights metro last night. It seemed like we had a lot in common. You were wearing a green vest. I don’t know why you maced me - I thought we were just getting to know each other. Coffee sometime?
girl who maced me - m4w - 29 (Columbia Heights)
mediation: People often ask me “LeVar, boxers or briefs”? My response? Neither. Nothing can cage this beast. 7:38 AM Oct 21st from web You know how they say if you are getting enough fiber your poop should float? My poop levitates 3 inches above the water. 12:40 PM Oct 18th from web Oh hi there @GeordiLaforge. Are you fresh and original? Are you a clever Twitterer? I will pay someone to kill your entire family! 4:39 PM Sep 12th from web You’re a director, and you must choose Tom Cruise or Will Smith for your new movie. Who do you choose? You choose Levar Burton god damn it! 3:52 PM Sep 7th from web HOLY SHIT LEVAR BUTRON IS KILLING IT ON TWITTER. [from]

mediation:

People often ask me “LeVar, boxers or briefs”? My response? Neither. Nothing can cage this beast. 7:38 AM Oct 21st from web

You know how they say if you are getting enough fiber your poop should float? My poop levitates 3 inches above the water. 12:40 PM Oct 18th from web

Oh hi there @GeordiLaforge. Are you fresh and original? Are you a clever Twitterer? I will pay someone to kill your entire family! 4:39 PM Sep 12th from web

You’re a director, and you must choose Tom Cruise or Will Smith for your new movie. Who do you choose? You choose Levar Burton god damn it! 3:52 PM Sep 7th from web

HOLY SHIT LEVAR BUTRON IS KILLING IT ON TWITTER.

[from]

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